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Sometimes the patient does not recognise us on the street because we wear uniforms at work. On one occasion, at a family celebration in a restaurant a very attractive young woman approached the table and stared at the dentist. “Hello Doctor, I did not recognise you with your cloths on!“ The doctor immediately became red in the face!
A pregnant woman says to the dentist: „I don’t know what is worse, to bring birth to a baby or to extract a tooth!“ The doctor replies: „Make you mind up so that I can fix the chair in the right position!“


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Mr. and Mrs. Smith entered the dentist's office. Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry. "No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered, "No anaesthesia or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with." "I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?" Mr. Smith turned to his wife Sue. "Show him, honey."
Nurse, please turn on the stereo to maximum!
 

   
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